Sacred Nonsense LLC
The People Behind
the Nonsense
Every tournament runs on juju, logistics, and a small group of people who take none of this seriously but all of it personally.
Ben Valdovinos
Grand Marshal of the Bunker
Founder and host of the Party Bunker Classic. Tournament director, overall organizer, final authority on ops and communications.
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Nick Valdovinos
Bunker Shaman
Culture keeper and vibe leader. Awards Most Spirited. Ensures the bunker spirit stays alive.
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Daniel Tercey
Herald of the Bunker
Official MC of the tournaments. Voice of the shotgun start, master of ceremony, keeper of the trash talk.
Billy Alten
The Music Man
Handles the morning soundtrack. Sets the tone before the first swing. Shows up early with a speaker and a playlist. If the day feels right before it even starts… that's him.
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Andy Chick
Lama of the Long Ball
Provides custom tees and maintains the tradition of the long drive challenge. Owner of Lucky Duck Sports.
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Steve Valdovinos
Keeper of the Flask
Oversees flask rituals. Determines who may golf from the senior tees. Crafter of mysterious cocktails shared in the parking lot, morning of.
Andrew Kniffin
Champion of Party Mountain
Host of the Party Mountain Classic. Food and after-party lead. Announces winners and presents awards.
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Ashley Kniffin
Baroness of Beverages
Beverage logistics, secret prizes, and awards. Ensures the cart and party supplies are stocked.
Tommy Dobberstein
High Chancellor of Tiebreakers
When there's a tie to settle and nobody's thinking clearly… Tommy Dobberstein steps in. Creator of the official Party Bunker tiebreaker, known simply as the Dobberstein.
"Ordinary moments.
Legendary outcomes."
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