Sacred Nonsense

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The People Behind
the Nonsense

Every tournament runs on juju, logistics, and a small group of people who take none of this seriously but all of it personally.

Ben Valdovinos

Ben Valdovinos

Grand Marshal of the Bunker

Founder and host of the Party Bunker Classic. Tournament director, overall organizer, final authority on ops and communications.

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Nick Valdovinos

Nick Valdovinos

Bunker Shaman

Culture keeper and vibe leader. Awards Most Spirited. Ensures the bunker spirit stays alive.

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Daniel Tercey

Daniel Tercey

Herald of the Bunker

Official MC of the tournaments. Voice of the shotgun start, master of ceremony, keeper of the trash talk.

Billy Alten

Billy Alten

The Music Man

Handles the morning soundtrack. Sets the tone before the first swing. Shows up early with a speaker and a playlist. If the day feels right before it even starts… that's him.

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Andy Chick

Andy Chick

Lama of the Long Ball

Provides custom tees and maintains the tradition of the long drive challenge. Owner of Lucky Duck Sports.

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Steve Valdovinos

Steve Valdovinos

Keeper of the Flask

Oversees flask rituals. Determines who may golf from the senior tees. Crafter of mysterious cocktails shared in the parking lot, morning of.

Andrew Kniffin

Andrew Kniffin

Champion of Party Mountain

Host of the Party Mountain Classic. Food and after-party lead. Announces winners and presents awards.

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Ashley Kniffin

Ashley Kniffin

Baroness of Beverages

Beverage logistics, secret prizes, and awards. Ensures the cart and party supplies are stocked.

Tommy Dobberstein

Tommy Dobberstein

High Chancellor of Tiebreakers

When there's a tie to settle and nobody's thinking clearly… Tommy Dobberstein steps in. Creator of the official Party Bunker tiebreaker, known simply as the Dobberstein.

"Ordinary moments.
Legendary outcomes."

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